January 2012
1 post
“Qwqaa”
November 2011
1 post
October 2011
1 post
1 tag
September 2011
9 posts
1 tag
3 tags
When you're on your period...
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why
So accurate.
1 tag
“I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I’m...”
– most-awkward-moments (via david)
August 2011
4 posts
3 tags
Krista's Guide To Dealing With An Earthquake
smilesawakeyou:
Don’t move. Obviously being stone-still and terrified will protect you from your house falling down.
Go outside once the earthquake is safely over to further silently freak out.
“WHY WON’T MY PHONE WORK?!?! EVERYONE I KNOW IS DEAD”
Find solace in some tea.
When tea is insufficient, find further solace in sweet, sweet alcohol.
March 2011
1 post
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
6 posts
December 2010
7 posts
People from my school are now making Tumblrs
vntgedmnds:
Stay your ass on Facebook.
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
November 2010
2 posts
I Need to Create. Soon.
October 2010
1 post
April 2010
1 post
“How does that freestyle I do go?”
– (via david)