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  2. bozan:

    “Become dust with me- insignificant and everywhere.”-Alysia Harris

  3. ahillwashere:

    #amen

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  4. jessieadore:

    I’m sorry, but THIS…..is dope.

  5. alexandraelle:

    I made this for us natural girls! :)

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  6. When you're on your period...

    • Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
    • Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
    • Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
    • Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
    • Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
    • Me: why
    • So accurate.

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  7. str8nochaser:

    honeyedexcrements:

    My niece is missing. If you are in the NY Tri-State area please help.

    She has been gone since September 8th. If you have any information please contact (718)-708-6236

    Signal boost.

    (via bemorefoxxi)

  8. e-n-j:

    Actual Children’s Answers to The Question “What Is Love?”

    “Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” - Chrissy, age 6 

    “Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” - Terri, age 4

    “Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.” - Danny, age 7

    “Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.” - Emily, age 8

    “Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.” - Bobby, age 7

    “If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,” - Nikka, age 6

    “Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” - Noelle, age 7

    “Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” - Tommy, age 6

    “During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.” - Cindy, age 8

    “My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.” - Clare, age 6

    “Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.” - Elaine, age 5

    “Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt.” - Chris, age 7

    “Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.” - Mary Ann, age 4

    “I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.” - Lauren, age 4

    “When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” - Rebecca, age 8

    “When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” - Karen, age 7

    “You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.” - Jessica, age 8

     I swear these little kids have a better idea of what love is than most people 3 times their years

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  10. I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
  11. ashuriaimihoshi:

    Alexander McQueen Crystal Clutch


  12. Krista’s Guide To Dealing With An Earthquake

    smilesawakeyou:


    • Don’t move. Obviously being stone-still and terrified will protect you from your house falling down.

    • Go outside once the earthquake is safely over to further silently freak out.

    • “WHY WON’T MY PHONE WORK?!?! EVERYONE I KNOW IS DEAD

    • Find solace in some tea.

    • When tea is insufficient, find further solace in sweet, sweet alcohol.

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